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funniest10k:

WHITE
PEOPLE
#white people is basically...</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_23809389539"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_23809389539",'http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/video_file/23809389539/tumblr_lj7b3x2X9s1qc6o73',400,304,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lj7b3x2X9s1qc6o73_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lj7b3x2X9s1qc6o73_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lj7b3x2X9s1qc6o73_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lj7b3x2X9s1qc6o73_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lj7b3x2X9s1qc6o73_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarehr.tumblr.com/post/23691738597/funniest10k-white-people-white-people-is"&gt;sarehr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest10k.1000notes.com/post/22436196144"&gt;funniest10k&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WHITE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PEOPLE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/white-people-is-basically-the-only-thing-that-can-be-said-about-this-video"&gt;#white people is basically the only thing that can be said about this video&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I say sorry to everyone in the name of the white people all over the world&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’re sorry you had to see that&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is literally the best video ever created&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23809389539</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23809389539</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 14:29:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pinktrickle:

thesexualgourmet:

Haha!  Door-to-door toy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lta8mhNil81qiwn9jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pinktrickle.tumblr.com/post/23798748587/thesexualgourmet-haha-door-to-door-toy"&gt;pinktrickle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;thesexualgourmet:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Haha!  Door-to-door toy saleswoman!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(That huge dildo looks downright nasty)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can just imagine the lulz of trying to get on an airplane with this case.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23808343984</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23808343984</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 14:10:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l8glxLXY1qik1ioo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23807579432</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23807579432</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 13:57:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The elusive Ninja Dragon.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n2w6ShFW1qgtll8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The elusive Ninja Dragon.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23807501117</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23807501117</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 13:56:08 -0400</pubDate><category>Skyrim</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgnkhROGy1r1zfobo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23807195407</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23807195407</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 13:50:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43lu9sSuV1qik1ioo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23755109752</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23755109752</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 17:59:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43lkdSHWr1qik1ioo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23755088157</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23755088157</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 17:58:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is me before I’ve had coffee</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ri6bnHCW1qzizmho1_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ri6bnHCW1qzizmho2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is me before I’ve had coffee&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23755064415</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23755064415</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 17:58:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u0ceckbL1qadczyo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/23722194701/susto-y-patada-en-huevos"&gt;lolsofunny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;(&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://wtfsofunny.info/"&gt;via wtfsofunny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23754017795</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23754017795</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 17:41:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23753824506</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23753824506</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 17:37:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l850icPK1qik1ioo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23753803646</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23753803646</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 17:37:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Zombie Outbreak Response Vehicle</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lla1mYQ91ql1iowo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zombie Outbreak Response Vehicle&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23753640726</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23753640726</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 17:34:49 -0400</pubDate><category>I want this on my car</category></item><item><title>clientsfromhell:

Client: We need you to put a watermark on all of our photos for the website so...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clientsfromhell.net/post/23749293447/client-we-need-you-to-put-a-watermark-on-all-of"&gt;clientsfromhell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Client:&lt;/strong&gt; We need you to put a watermark on all of our photos for the website so that no one can steal them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Me:&lt;/strong&gt; Okay. I’ll need the original photos in a digital format so I can start placing the watermark on them before I upload them onto the new site.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Client:&lt;/strong&gt; No, no. Just get online and take the photos from [competitor’s site].&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Me:&lt;/strong&gt; You mean the photos that have&lt;em&gt; their&lt;/em&gt; name watermarked over them so that people can’t steal them?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Client:&lt;/strong&gt; Yes. Just photoshop out their watermark and then put our watermark on top.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Me:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://clientsfromhell.net/post/992987627/my-client-regularly-downloads-thumbnails-off-of"&gt;That’s illegal.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Client:&lt;/strong&gt; No its not. Those photos are on Google. Anyone can use them.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23751459379</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23751459379</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 16:58:10 -0400</pubDate><category>Rereblogging because Tumblr fucked it up the first time</category></item><item><title>lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphn5eS7TS1qh59n0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphn5eS7TS1qh59n0o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphn5eS7TS1qh59n0o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphn5eS7TS1qh59n0o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphn5eS7TS1qh59n0o5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphn5eS7TS1qh59n0o6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphn5eS7TS1qh59n0o7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphn5eS7TS1qh59n0o8_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/23749933664"&gt;lulz-time&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23750818169</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23750818169</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 16:47:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tw2tzVIc1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23749257001</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23749257001</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 16:20:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The one-in-a-billion case where it is actually a corrupt browser cache and clearing it actually...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The one-in-a-billion case where it is actually a corrupt browser cache and clearing it actually fixes the weird problem.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23748324851</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23748324851</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 16:04:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Either Tumblr is broken or Missing e is screwing something up.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Either Tumblr is broken or Missing e is screwing something up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23747821064</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23747821064</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 15:55:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>drakamena:

A Stargate cake by Benja.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lcb2j7Nc1r6h3swo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drakamena.tumblr.com/post/23743162103/a-stargate-cake-by-benja"&gt;drakamena&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A Stargate cake by Benja.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23747686654</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23747686654</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I really can’t stand fighting someone who’s built...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kmvgH4yo1ql1iowo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I really can’t stand fighting someone who’s built the Great Wall. Painful as hell.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23725892639</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23725892639</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 05:11:40 -0400</pubDate><category>Civ V</category></item><item><title>Mounted combat coming to Skyrim!

The team at Bethesda Game...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jmo24eWI1ql1iowo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bethblog.com/2012/05/24/mounted-combat-arrives-in-1-6-skyrim-update/"&gt;Mounted combat coming to Skyrim!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;The team at Bethesda Game Studios is excited to announce another new feature making its way into Skyrim… Mounted Combat! Like the recently added Kinect support (360) and new kill cameras, this highly-requested feature that was seen in the Skyrim Game Jam video is arriving for free. In fact, by opting into the latest Steam Beta Update, PC users can check out the feature today. As far as release on other platforms, we’ll let you know when we have more information.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.bethblog.com/2012/05/24/mounted-combat-arrives-in-1-6-skyrim-update/"&gt;More&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/KjkYkR"&gt;Via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am totally fucking recreating The Ride of the Rohirrim as soon as they do this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23686251060</link><guid>http://jmrooker.tumblr.com/post/23686251060</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 16:09:38 -0400</pubDate><category>Skyrim</category></item></channel></rss>

