September 2012
If an introvert leaves your party early, don't be...
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It was a message of love that they came at all.
August 2012
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Wrecked my fucking car last night. A deer jumped out in the road and I couldn’t stop in time.
Hood’s crumpled. Fender’s fucked up. Headlight’s busted. Insurance doesn’t cover animal collision. Fucking perfect.
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pelicaneggs:
my dad just ran out of the bedroom in his underwear being chased by my mom who was holding a giant foam sword
this it what marriage should be like
Even Fox News is calling bullshit on Ryan's speech...
How deep in cow patties do you have to be standing before that happens?
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Blizzard forced by US trade sanctions to block all... →
I feel so much safer knowing Iranians can no longer waste their time farming gold in a video game. Thanks, Washington.
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The president officially won the internet today
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So, this is happening
I am Barack Obama, President of the United States — AMA : IAmA
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I need donuts. Urgently.
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